lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike
lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike
lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike
lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike
lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike
lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike
lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike
lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike
lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike
lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike

lefflonghorn:

tank-knows:

aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

The one famous person that I more than anything wish I could meet and hangout with. On top of that he’s actually a pretty good rapper.

ladies and gentlemen, Killer Mike

(Source: opencult, via evanget-it-on)

afootballreport:

96 People
In April 1989, 96 people went to watch a football match and never came home. They went there to see their beloved Liverpool — and, today, a quarter of a century later, before one of the club’s biggest games ever, those fans were honored beautifully.
Afterward, led by their captain, Steven Gerrard — the paragon of loyalty in a sporting era that often rewards money-grabbing and title hunger far more than fidelity to a cause — they won the game, 3-2, and set themselves up for their first league title since 1990.
When the game finished, Gerrard had tears in his eyes — and while some of those were no doubt down to a mixture of relief, exhaustion, and the thrill of victory — a lot of them were down to something more.
Gerrard’s cousin, Jon-Paul Gilhooley, died at the stadium in 1989 when he was only 10. While most of the time we can freely admit that sports are just sports — and the narratives we spin are irrationally inflated to feed our obsession with a game — sometimes they are something way more important than that.
Sometimes, sports say a lot about life and help us heal wounds that we once thought never could even begin to heal — and today was one of those times. #JFT96 [Posted by Zack]
afootballreport:

96 People
In April 1989, 96 people went to watch a football match and never came home. They went there to see their beloved Liverpool — and, today, a quarter of a century later, before one of the club’s biggest games ever, those fans were honored beautifully.
Afterward, led by their captain, Steven Gerrard — the paragon of loyalty in a sporting era that often rewards money-grabbing and title hunger far more than fidelity to a cause — they won the game, 3-2, and set themselves up for their first league title since 1990.
When the game finished, Gerrard had tears in his eyes — and while some of those were no doubt down to a mixture of relief, exhaustion, and the thrill of victory — a lot of them were down to something more.
Gerrard’s cousin, Jon-Paul Gilhooley, died at the stadium in 1989 when he was only 10. While most of the time we can freely admit that sports are just sports — and the narratives we spin are irrationally inflated to feed our obsession with a game — sometimes they are something way more important than that.
Sometimes, sports say a lot about life and help us heal wounds that we once thought never could even begin to heal — and today was one of those times. #JFT96 [Posted by Zack]
afootballreport:

96 People
In April 1989, 96 people went to watch a football match and never came home. They went there to see their beloved Liverpool — and, today, a quarter of a century later, before one of the club’s biggest games ever, those fans were honored beautifully.
Afterward, led by their captain, Steven Gerrard — the paragon of loyalty in a sporting era that often rewards money-grabbing and title hunger far more than fidelity to a cause — they won the game, 3-2, and set themselves up for their first league title since 1990.
When the game finished, Gerrard had tears in his eyes — and while some of those were no doubt down to a mixture of relief, exhaustion, and the thrill of victory — a lot of them were down to something more.
Gerrard’s cousin, Jon-Paul Gilhooley, died at the stadium in 1989 when he was only 10. While most of the time we can freely admit that sports are just sports — and the narratives we spin are irrationally inflated to feed our obsession with a game — sometimes they are something way more important than that.
Sometimes, sports say a lot about life and help us heal wounds that we once thought never could even begin to heal — and today was one of those times. #JFT96 [Posted by Zack]
afootballreport:

96 People
In April 1989, 96 people went to watch a football match and never came home. They went there to see their beloved Liverpool — and, today, a quarter of a century later, before one of the club’s biggest games ever, those fans were honored beautifully.
Afterward, led by their captain, Steven Gerrard — the paragon of loyalty in a sporting era that often rewards money-grabbing and title hunger far more than fidelity to a cause — they won the game, 3-2, and set themselves up for their first league title since 1990.
When the game finished, Gerrard had tears in his eyes — and while some of those were no doubt down to a mixture of relief, exhaustion, and the thrill of victory — a lot of them were down to something more.
Gerrard’s cousin, Jon-Paul Gilhooley, died at the stadium in 1989 when he was only 10. While most of the time we can freely admit that sports are just sports — and the narratives we spin are irrationally inflated to feed our obsession with a game — sometimes they are something way more important than that.
Sometimes, sports say a lot about life and help us heal wounds that we once thought never could even begin to heal — and today was one of those times. #JFT96 [Posted by Zack]

afootballreport:

96 People

In April 1989, 96 people went to watch a football match and never came home. They went there to see their beloved Liverpool — and, today, a quarter of a century later, before one of the club’s biggest games ever, those fans were honored beautifully.

Afterward, led by their captain, Steven Gerrard — the paragon of loyalty in a sporting era that often rewards money-grabbing and title hunger far more than fidelity to a cause — they won the game, 3-2, and set themselves up for their first league title since 1990.

When the game finished, Gerrard had tears in his eyes — and while some of those were no doubt down to a mixture of relief, exhaustion, and the thrill of victory — a lot of them were down to something more.

Gerrard’s cousin, Jon-Paul Gilhooley, died at the stadium in 1989 when he was only 10. While most of the time we can freely admit that sports are just sports — and the narratives we spin are irrationally inflated to feed our obsession with a game — sometimes they are something way more important than that.

Sometimes, sports say a lot about life and help us heal wounds that we once thought never could even begin to heal — and today was one of those times. #JFT96 [Posted by Zack]

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad:
    Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad:
    Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad:
    Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad:
    Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad:
    Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad:
    Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad:
    I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad:
    Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad:
    Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad:
    Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad:
    It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad:
    Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad:
    *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad:
    My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad:
    Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad:
    Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad:
    I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad:
    Fuck the government.
  • Dad:
    Fuck the school board.
  • Dad:
    Close the door.
  • Dad:
    Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad:
    I love puns.
  • Dad:
    People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad:
    Please shut up.
  • Dad:
    Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad:
    I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad:
    I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad:
    You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad:
    Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad:
    I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad:
    If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad:
    They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad:
    I hate homework.
  • Dad:
    I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad:
    What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
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